The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
- Ann Landers
Me: So what's this then?
Him: A blog post?
Me: About what?
Him: Doctor Who.
Me: Anything in particular to do with Doctor Who?
Me: I thought it was connected with the forty-ninth anniversary of the first broadcast of An Unearthly Child?
Him: Did you?
Me: I did. Well, that, or the first anniversary of us being rude about An Unearthly Child.
Him: We weren't rude about it.
Me: That's one way of looking at it.
Him: "Up, up, down, left, left, right, right, right, down, down, up, up, left, right, right, down. Q."
Me: And that's another.