Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
- George Orwell
Me: Ho ho ho. Happy Easter, chums.
Him: Can I have my socks back? I promise I’ll put them on this time.
Me: This is just a quick note to say that we’ve opened a deviantART page. I’ve no idea why, but we have. There we go. Thanks for listening.
Him: Can I have my socks back?