Friday, 10 November 2017

Introduction by Alan Moore (Obviously, it's not *really* by Alan Moore, but you can't blame a guy for trying.)

ALAN MOORE:1 Hello everybody,  Alan Moore here.1 

I've got to say something to Sian or something?  "Ecanotma" was it? 

Right.

Al: ECANOTMA

BIG AL: SAYS SO

Al: Cheers, boss.  

(Special thanks to Tina from the audience.)

x

1. It's not Alan Moore, I've never even met the man.  It's me pretending to be Alan Moore.  Badly.  Can't get the voice right for a start.  In no way am I claiming that Alan Moore wrote any of the above.  'Alan Moore' (the one on this page) is a fictional creation.  The Alan Moore who lives in the Alan Moore House in Northampton is completely unaware that this blog, (let alone Me and the Him) even exist.2  I'm just pretending to be him because I'm a massive fanboy, have no way of getting in touch with the big guy to ask if he'd write an intro, and this is a lot less hassle than - say - becoming a magician or something twp like that.23

2.  Correct at time of typing.

23.  I started reading up on magick properly and it just sounds like a cross between New Age spirituality and self-help, but with more striding around like you own the place.  Not my scene really. 

Hey ho. 

Al No

#NoneOfThisMeansAnything

6 comments:

misshelenc said...

Hi Alan! Hi me and him! Wow magic xx

Al said...

Me: I'm not sure if that makes me a 'magician' now, but I doubt it. Still, worth a shot. x

misshelenc said...

I don't know either. I don't know if it even makes a difference. Hope everything is going well x

Al said...

Me: All's going well, thanks. There's going to be a final post here on 23rd November 2017 and then that's No Complications complete. Both books're coming out on the same day from Sea Badger Press as well. The final post'll have all the info and links. Hope all's good with yourself! x

misshelenc said...

I know, big day *nearly* tomorrow! Stay in touch even when this isn't here any more for me to talk to you on. We are all okay just sniffly and chesty. Take care hun x

Al said...

Me: Getting closer... The blog closes officially at 1715 on the 23rd.

Both books're finished and ready to go - looking good, even if I do say so myself - but don't worry about losing contact, not gonna happen.

Take care all, wrap up warm. x