The Six Ages of Fan (Choose Your Own Adventure variant)

It's dusk.  In front of you there's a pub.  Alan Moore and Adric are dancing with a box.  In the corner of the car park is a rude garden ornament. It's not quite a Weeping Angel and it doesn't have any cake.

Do you:

   Ignore them and enter the pub?  Click here.

   Talk to the box?  Click here.

   Ask Alan Moore to sign your face?  Click here.

   Slay the Weeping Angel and claim victory?  Click here.

   
  Ask Adric why we don't ride dinosaurs to school?  Click here.