Taking the Heist (Choose Your Own Adventure variant)

Your desperate steps rise and reverberate around the harsh metal walls of the tunnel.  The lighting is flashing between stark white, fresh blood and sudden jealousy.  The hot pants of the bird thing are getting louder every moment; each piercing squeal of the werehog causes your vision to shimmer like not-water on a summer road.  You fumble with the magic tube the wizard gave you.  You know it goes in your arm, but not what to do then.  If only there were cake.

Pick a card.

   The Prince of Spoons
   The Twenty-Three of Kings
   The Spade of Aces
   The One of Rings
   The Illusion of Choice
   The Tower
   Death